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Why We Exist (We Think)
Spoiler: It involves memes and coffee.
Actual Magic
Our code is powered by unicorn dreams and pixel dust.
Confidence
We’re 99% sure this website works. Maybe 100%.
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Why Are We Here?
Philosophy degree not included. May cause ceiling-staring.
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- Memes?
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Career Advice
Just yell "I know HTML!" and hope for the best.
- Google it
- Cry in CSS
- Blame JavaScript
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